Don't make me use my lawyer voice - Funny Lawyer by Captain Mood Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Hereโs Why Itโs Worth It
- ๐จ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- ๐งต Fabric That Delivers โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
- ๐ Designed for Real Life โ Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- ๐บ๐ธ From American Farms โ US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Material Details
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Pick Your Color & Size
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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